How to Survive a Zombie Attack
As time passes the threat of Zombies becomes all too real.
If you're not worried; you should be.
At the moment, there are experimental drugs that would induce humans into a zombie like state.
Furthermore, ancient tribes practice black magic that has the power to turn people into zombies, for example, the Haitians.
Which means you have to ask yourself, if there was an outbreak would you survive? After reading some of our advice you might have a chance.
As for our guide, this is how to survive a zombie attack.
Step 1: Preparedness Your main advantage over zombies is your speed and reasoning ability.
For some reason, depending on the virus, zombies can be slow.
However, in certain cases, zombies are quite formidable and can reach speeds of up to 50mph.
You should base your provisions on the type of zombie you're dealing with.
For example, if you're dealing with a slow zombie then you could carry more provisions.
If it's a fast zombie, then I would recommend travelling lightweight.
In any case, here are provisions that you'll need.
M-16: I can't think of any better way to kill a zombie Nuclear Weapons: Oh wait, I can think of a better way to kill zombies.
Food: I would recommend standard army rations.
Twinkies: Just in case.
Water: If zombies don't kill you, dehydration will.
Step 2: Survival (Camping) For some reason, main characters are always going somewhere, which always gets them killed.
In your case, I would just recommend camping somewhere.
If you can do it in Call of Duty, you can do it in real life.
Depending on where you camp, you could potentially decrease the chance of a zombie attack.
Here are some ideal locations to camp in case of a zombie attack.
Grocery Store: Main characters are never the smartest people.
In case of a zombie attack I would recommend camping in a grocery story.
Though 99% of the food will spoil within three months, the other 1% is just as good.
Gun Store: Shooting zombies is probably the most fun you can have during a zombie attack.
What I would suggest doing is saying good bye Nazi zombies, hello Sara Palin.
Just sit on top of a rooftop all day, and see how many zombies you can kill in a minute.
Step 3: Survival (Weapons) Shooting zombies all day can get boring.
Plus, you're likely to run out of ammo at some point.
In case that happens, you're going to need some attack maneuvers and new weapons.
Keep in mind that practically anything can be used as a weapon; however, the most efficient weapons are hard to find.
Here are some weapons that will keep you alive.
Axe: Taking an axe to a zombies head can be quite messy.
In fact, it can be very messy.
Nonetheless, you have to do what you have to do.
Chainsaw: If you've ever wondered what it would be like to take a chainsaw to someone's torso this would be the time to find out.
If you're not worried; you should be.
At the moment, there are experimental drugs that would induce humans into a zombie like state.
Furthermore, ancient tribes practice black magic that has the power to turn people into zombies, for example, the Haitians.
Which means you have to ask yourself, if there was an outbreak would you survive? After reading some of our advice you might have a chance.
As for our guide, this is how to survive a zombie attack.
Step 1: Preparedness Your main advantage over zombies is your speed and reasoning ability.
For some reason, depending on the virus, zombies can be slow.
However, in certain cases, zombies are quite formidable and can reach speeds of up to 50mph.
You should base your provisions on the type of zombie you're dealing with.
For example, if you're dealing with a slow zombie then you could carry more provisions.
If it's a fast zombie, then I would recommend travelling lightweight.
In any case, here are provisions that you'll need.
M-16: I can't think of any better way to kill a zombie Nuclear Weapons: Oh wait, I can think of a better way to kill zombies.
Food: I would recommend standard army rations.
Twinkies: Just in case.
Water: If zombies don't kill you, dehydration will.
Step 2: Survival (Camping) For some reason, main characters are always going somewhere, which always gets them killed.
In your case, I would just recommend camping somewhere.
If you can do it in Call of Duty, you can do it in real life.
Depending on where you camp, you could potentially decrease the chance of a zombie attack.
Here are some ideal locations to camp in case of a zombie attack.
Grocery Store: Main characters are never the smartest people.
In case of a zombie attack I would recommend camping in a grocery story.
Though 99% of the food will spoil within three months, the other 1% is just as good.
Gun Store: Shooting zombies is probably the most fun you can have during a zombie attack.
What I would suggest doing is saying good bye Nazi zombies, hello Sara Palin.
Just sit on top of a rooftop all day, and see how many zombies you can kill in a minute.
Step 3: Survival (Weapons) Shooting zombies all day can get boring.
Plus, you're likely to run out of ammo at some point.
In case that happens, you're going to need some attack maneuvers and new weapons.
Keep in mind that practically anything can be used as a weapon; however, the most efficient weapons are hard to find.
Here are some weapons that will keep you alive.
Axe: Taking an axe to a zombies head can be quite messy.
In fact, it can be very messy.
Nonetheless, you have to do what you have to do.
Chainsaw: If you've ever wondered what it would be like to take a chainsaw to someone's torso this would be the time to find out.
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