What we really want to know is, "Are there any entertaining or interestingprograms on television?" We now have at least ninety- sixchannels to choose from,even though two have duplicate programming and fiveare in Spanish.
Here's a list of currently available offerings: ...
Infomercial on how to turn your life savings into a million dollars or nothing in one month.
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Chucky watches Binky discover his winky.
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The life and times of an ant colony.
(repeat).
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Actual police raid in Los Angeles (re-creation of a re-creation, not to be confused with real life.
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How to own an amazing and unbelievable cheese grater foronly $39.
99 in four easy payments.
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Situation Comedy - Three men and a goat.
(Unsuitable for children under 18).
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Exerciserama.
How to remain thin exercising for only three hours per day.
Photographed on an actual rooftop in San Francisco.
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Sci Fi movie of the week.
Nancy discovers that her hometown boyfriend is not from her hometown, is not her friend and is not a boy.
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Actual taped footage of a Unitarian Service including selections from the over-70 choir.
Four hours.
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Stock Marketgraphs showing a rising market followed by seven reasons why we all lost money last month.
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Yesterday's news in a new user friendly entertainment production.
I remember television from the sixties when we could choose from only seven channels.
The meager offerings included:All in the Family, The Carol Burnett Show, The Sound of Music, You Bet Your Life, The Honeymooners, Mannix, Taxi, Mission Impossible, Dean Martin's Roast, The Lucy Showand The Untouchables.