"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"
March 9, 2005
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he's always wanted: a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren't good at basketball.
"Die Hippie, Die"
March 16, 2005
Cartman warns the citizens of South Park that it will only be a matter of days before the town becomes the Hippie Capital of the World.

No one will believe him until they find out the hippies plan to stage a weeklong music fest. The town has no choice but to turn to Cartman for help. He then puts his plan to eradicate his lifelong enemies in motion.

"Wing"
March 23, 2005
As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client's earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.

"Best Friends Forever"
March 30, 2005
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?

"The Losing Edge"
April 6, 2005
A winning season and overzealous parents threaten to ruin the entire summer, when the boys of South Park head to the State Championship. The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is they've won so many games that now they're in the playoffs.

Just one loss would mean the season's finished and they'd be free from America's favorite pastime for the entire summer.

"The Death of Eric Cartman"
April 13, 2005
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.

"Erection Day"
April 20, 2005
All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can't wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy's noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he can't get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.

"Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
October 19, 2005
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who's really at fault.

"Marjorine"
October 26, 2005
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

"Follow That Egg"
November 2, 2005
Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

"Ginger Kids"
November 9, 2005
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus, after teasing all the ginger kids at school. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

"Trapped in the Closet"
November 16, 2005
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of R. Kelly. This is the episode that brought controversy to Comedy Central when Tom Cruise allegedly had the episode pulled from rotation. Then, Isaac Hayes (Chef) left the show, feeling that Scientologists were portrayed unfairly.

"Free Willzyx"
November 23, 2005
A "talking" whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.

"Bloody Mary"
November 30, 2005
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his drinking.