Have A Humorous Christmas
The Christmas holiday is almost upon us. Yep, already! On the good side, this means shopping till you drop, hooking up with family and Christmas parties galore. On the bad side, this also means shopping till you drop, hooking up with family and parties galore!
From shopping to cooking to social obligations, Christmas can really wear you out. Don't let it. Take a step back from the madness and have a good laugh. The following quotes should make you giggle. If not, rent a movie like Knocked Up to de-stress.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. - Joan Rivers
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December. - Ogden Nash
Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity - Don Cupitt
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. - Kin Hubbard
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - Phyllis Diller
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. - Richard Lamm
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? - Bill Watterson
Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. - Carrie Latet
As the year comes to a close, take the time to look around you and be happy about what you have. Yes, there are people better off then you, but there are also people worse off. Have a good laugh and appreciate what you have.
From shopping to cooking to social obligations, Christmas can really wear you out. Don't let it. Take a step back from the madness and have a good laugh. The following quotes should make you giggle. If not, rent a movie like Knocked Up to de-stress.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. - Joan Rivers
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December. - Ogden Nash
Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity - Don Cupitt
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. - Kin Hubbard
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - Phyllis Diller
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. - Richard Lamm
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? - Bill Watterson
Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. - Carrie Latet
As the year comes to a close, take the time to look around you and be happy about what you have. Yes, there are people better off then you, but there are also people worse off. Have a good laugh and appreciate what you have.
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