Must Read:: Diary of a lekki house boy
Part 2

After the chores, I picked one or two clothes my
uncle gave to me before he travelled.
Straight to the backyard to wash the Paul Smith
shirt in it. €Oh Lord! God Bless that tailor!!€ I said
in my mind as I stood to laugh at the XL on the
label right on the reflection of me in the windows.
The tailors opposite the estate are my best
friends by the way, to the extent that once they
see me at their door, the say €Uncle don dash you
again?€, and sometimes, I tell them I don't have
money and they do it free for me. (As a comfam
customer).
Getting to the backyard, I saw a blessing in
disguise!!! Lol! Well, let me tell you why I had to
wash at the backyard. My Uncle's wife caught me
washing my clothes in my ROOM and made me
starve for days, calling me a village boy. Which
was true, as I spent my first 14years in the village.
But she now ordered I start washing my clothes
at the backyard, and this faithful day was my very
first.
Which marked the end of an Era
Earpiece plugged to my ear with Davido's Dami
Duro song Jamming, I headed to the backyard.
Passing the store room, I felt like I was shouting
because I was singing along to the rave of the
moment, so I paused my music to test my voice,
but what I heard was a soft moan coming from
the store room. This was strange! As the store
room was
ummm.. A store room. So I positioned myself, like
the way I used to do when I want to watch
Indecency from neighbour's window. (R.I.P Dayo).
As I drew closer to the window, the moaning
became clearer! Damn, it was just like it was in
Indecency. As it was a store room, it had no
cottons and the window wasn't completely
closed. But the sun was rising, I immediately
remembered something about shadows in
physics, so I applied physical calmness. As I
tiptoed to the window like a Ninja, I saw Abu. Abu
was a family friend to my uncle who came to visit
earlier in the morning. But I couldn't see the girl
he was on due to the small opening on the
window.
I tried guessing, this was when I remembered
Abigail and Faith went out in the morning while I
was washing their sister's car. So, I concluded it
was Esther, in these thoughts, I tiptoed back to
where I abandoned my Mission €Wash Paul
Smith€ for party. Standing, bitting my nails and
thinking of what JACK SPARROW would have
done, I
reminisced on things Esther had done to me.
Treating me like an house boy, making me eat left
overs and even insulting my Mum/Dad.. Which I
hated so much!!!!
Oh My!, I was so lost in thoughts to remember
that I was having a hard on from the live
Indecency I just watched. I had to position my
lagbaja (Penees, Deeck, Anyhow ) very well when I
got back to reality, so, I headed back to the
house, leaving the bucket, soap(bathing soap, she
refused giving me omo), and the shirt.. Straight to
the house with my evil thoughts.
In my Perry Cole boxers, Lagbaja was now flaccid
when I entered the house, behold.. I got the
shock of the year!!! (Ok! It was december 24th,
and it was the shock of the year at that time.)
I opened the Door, looking straight to the
direction of my room when someone called from
the kitchen wing €Danladii!!€.. At this Moment, I
was like a confused confuse(no word for it I
guess ). The rate at which Lagbaja inflated
couldn't be determined at that moment,. All I
knew was that If Perry Cole saw me in those
boxers, he would be depressed.. I managed to
look back, and there she was, standing closed to
the dinning table, still in her nighties, her hair
scattered. And I stood, praying that God turns me
into an Owl(Do you know owls can turn their
heads in 360degrees? Well, now we know.).

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