Hey, it's me, Billy Blackjack. A lot of guys get shook up about the size of their penis and get all down-and-out about it. Hey, I understand what you're saying and anyone with an ounce of sympathy can do the same. But you need to realize that your penis is just a fraction of who you are as a person. There is more to you than your penis and its size.

This is where Kermit the Frog can help you. He's a guy that was one of the Muppets. These were the creation of the very wonderful, brilliant, creative, beautiful, and fantastic Jim Henson. A true hero who is worth honoring, respecting, thanking, and remembering, for he changed the lives of so many people in a good, positive, and decent way. A very rare person, indeed.

Now, these Muppets are sort of like puppets but different. I don't know how, really, but these Muppets are great and lots of kids, like me, learned a lot about life and about ourselves from watching these guys do their stuff. The best part was that we didn't even know it. They hoodwinked us into watching this stuff and didn't even tell us we would learn from watching these guys! That was a low blow, I tell you, but I'm thankful for it, so I can't complain!

Now, old Kermit wasn't always the most optimistic and happiest camper in the Muppet-Land camp ground. A lot of times he was down in the dumps. He even had a song, he used to sing (probably still does) called, "It's Not Easy Being Green." Now, if you didn't live out in the swamps you probably had a television. And if you watch(ed) television enough, you should have heard him sing this song.

This song is really cool because he really lays it on the line. He doesn't pull any punches at the beginning of the song. Basically, he's feeling sorry for himself and he's not so happy he was born with greenish skin. He wishes he was colored like other, and more prettier, stuff around him. Stuff that will jump out at you when you see it! He wants to be noticed and be admired. But he thinks everyone just ignores him.

Then he starts to sing with a bit of sense. You see, he stops feeling sorry for himself (in the song) and starts to realize that being green isn't so bad. As he keeps singing he keeps thinking and voicing all of these great reasons he has for being the way he is. You see, Kermit didn't make himself, God made him, so he begins to accept that he has the beauty of everything in nature in him (I think).

By the end of the song he's really getting into realizing that he's special. Super special! And he smiles when he finishes with his great song. This was rare. He didn't smile a lot, back in the day.

See, once he stopped feeling sorry for himself and begins to accept and understand all the beauty that he does have, then he doesn't need to be any different color than he already is.

He accepts himself the way he is.

Through this, he realizes he is beautiful, unique, and special.

He doesn't need to be another shade of frog-color, just like you don't need to have a big penis to be beautiful, accepted, and loved. He just needs to love himself. Just like you, no matter what the size of your penis is. When you love and accept yourself, no matter what, then people around will love and accept you, too. Especially the lovely and very special Ladies.

That's all it takes to be happy.

Just ask Kermit, he knows.

-- Billy "Blackjack" Carson

(Here's another hint: All the lovely Ladies love Kermit! Rent one of his films for you and your Lady and you'll see!!!)

If you do wish to enlarge your penis read Iron Man Penis. Tell Igor I sent you!

Okay. Firstly, I want to thank you so kindly for reading my humble article. I understand that you have taken your very valuable and extremely precious time and given it to me. I certainly do appreciate that and I hope I don't disappoint you. I don't have all the answers but I do know some things. I only want to teach you something you can use. If you read any of my articles and you learn something, anything at all, then I will be very happy. If you read any of my articles and don't learn anything, then I am very sorry for having wasted your valuable time and I sincerely apologize.

I believe animals should always be treated with love and respect. I think everyone should be treated with respect, even people that you don't like. Family is the most important thing to cherish. Don't forget that. And always treat The Ladies with Respect. Remember a Good Lady is worth a Million Great Men. If you don't have a Great Lady next to you, then I sure hope you find your special Sweetheart as soon as possible. I really do.

Thank you,
Blackjack