The Bar Game
The objective: The first player to complete all of the challenges listed below wins the game. If all the challenges are not completed in one night, the game will resume at a different bar when the all players can reconvene.
The Players: Anyone who is of legal drinking age can play the Bar Game as long as he or she agrees to follow all the rules and take responsibility for his or her own actions. A player also agrees not to sue any other player or any of the creators of The Bar Game for any reason relating to the game. A player cannot be a patron. Only the players that are participating are to know that the Bar Game is being played. If a player does tell a patron about the game, he will be eliminated from the game for the remainder of the night and will have to clean every co-player's bathroom for two weeks.
The Patrons: The patrons are the customers of the bar. The bar's staff are not patrons and cannot be used to complete a challenge unless otherwise noted. The Bar Game is a game of fun and the players must always remember that the patrons, like you, are there to have a good time. Players cannot fight with patrons. If a player gets into a fight with a patron, he is eliminated from the game and must wear one of his mom's dresses to the mall to have lunch or dinner at the food court. Female players will have to do one hundred jumping jacks in the mall's food court during lunch or dinner hours.
Starting The Game and Taking Turns: To determine who will start the game and the order in which the players will take turns, all players must meet each other prior to going inside the bar to contend for their position. The players of The Bar Game must agree on a proper rivalry to determine their ranking. Some universal examples are: Madden Tournament, Mt. Biking, Eating Contest, Texas Hold' Em, Rock- Paper- Scissors, and spitting for distance.
Completing A Challenge: The challenges can be completed in any order. Some of challenges were left opened ended on purpose to allow each player to use his or her own inventiveness. A player must first announce to a co-player that he is about to attempt a challenge. The challenge must be witnessed by at least one co-player. A player cannot offer a reward to any patron for his or her help to complete a challenge. Players cannot combine the challenges and once a patron is used for a challenge, he or she is out of play for the rest of the game. Only one player can attempt a challenge at a time. If you fail to complete a challenge, you are benched at the bar for thirty minutes before you can attempt your next challenge. During the thirty minutes, any other player can use you as "a wing-man" for any of their challenges.
The Challenges:
• Have a two minute conversation with a male patron about his shoes.
• When you see the bartender make a mix drink, ask him, "What's in it?" Then say, "Yum. That sounds good." Then order a beer. Do this three times in one night.
• Change shirt with another patron in the bar.
• In the bathroom, wash your hands like you are about to perform surgery. Hold your hands up and ask a patron to open the door for you.
• Successfully pay for half of a lady's drink and explain to her why you only pay for half without getting her mad.
• Challenge patrons to a tic-tac-toe game until you win.
• If the bartender a woman, call her dude.
• Pretend you are the bathroom attendant for ten minutes.
• When you are in a conversation with a patron, start inching like you have a bad case of poison ivy for two minutes.
• Pretend you can text at a super fast pace for five minutes.
• If a patron wants your phone number, give them your real grandparents number.
• Request a Celine Dion song.
• Pretend you know sign language and sign everything you say for thirty minutes.
• Have an imaginary friend and have the bar sing happy birthday to him.
• Try to catch invisable bugs for five minutes.
• Only order drinks in your best Yoda voice (three times).
• Try using a Jedi mind trick to get a patron to dance with you.
• When someone of the opposite sex asks you what you do for a living, tell them you are in the port-a- potty business.
• Get your mom to call the bar and have her ask the bartender how many drinks you had so far tonight.
• (Male) Ask a woman to buy you a tampon in the ladies restroom. (Female) Ask a man to buy you a condom.
• While sitting at the bar, ask for a menu and read the entire menu out load, but order nothing.
• Ask for a straw and use it to drink your entire beer.
• When music is playing, air-drum an entire song.
• Whistle out any Disney tone.
• Tell a patron a corny joke and then laugh hysterically for 15 seconds.
• Sell a patron a Tic-Tac.
• Use your porn name to introduce yourself to a patron. (Your porn name is the name of your first pet combined with the name of the street you grow up on)
The Winner: A prize must be awarded to the winner at the end of the game. The prize is determined by the players before the game is started. If any player does not honor the prize or quits the game before its completion, he or she will be given a horrible nickname by the rest of the players for the remainder of his or her life.
I hope you enjoy the game. Web publishers are free to post the game on their site if only you link the page back to: http://www.buddthompson.com/. All other rights are reserved.
The Players: Anyone who is of legal drinking age can play the Bar Game as long as he or she agrees to follow all the rules and take responsibility for his or her own actions. A player also agrees not to sue any other player or any of the creators of The Bar Game for any reason relating to the game. A player cannot be a patron. Only the players that are participating are to know that the Bar Game is being played. If a player does tell a patron about the game, he will be eliminated from the game for the remainder of the night and will have to clean every co-player's bathroom for two weeks.
The Patrons: The patrons are the customers of the bar. The bar's staff are not patrons and cannot be used to complete a challenge unless otherwise noted. The Bar Game is a game of fun and the players must always remember that the patrons, like you, are there to have a good time. Players cannot fight with patrons. If a player gets into a fight with a patron, he is eliminated from the game and must wear one of his mom's dresses to the mall to have lunch or dinner at the food court. Female players will have to do one hundred jumping jacks in the mall's food court during lunch or dinner hours.
Starting The Game and Taking Turns: To determine who will start the game and the order in which the players will take turns, all players must meet each other prior to going inside the bar to contend for their position. The players of The Bar Game must agree on a proper rivalry to determine their ranking. Some universal examples are: Madden Tournament, Mt. Biking, Eating Contest, Texas Hold' Em, Rock- Paper- Scissors, and spitting for distance.
Completing A Challenge: The challenges can be completed in any order. Some of challenges were left opened ended on purpose to allow each player to use his or her own inventiveness. A player must first announce to a co-player that he is about to attempt a challenge. The challenge must be witnessed by at least one co-player. A player cannot offer a reward to any patron for his or her help to complete a challenge. Players cannot combine the challenges and once a patron is used for a challenge, he or she is out of play for the rest of the game. Only one player can attempt a challenge at a time. If you fail to complete a challenge, you are benched at the bar for thirty minutes before you can attempt your next challenge. During the thirty minutes, any other player can use you as "a wing-man" for any of their challenges.
The Challenges:
• Have a two minute conversation with a male patron about his shoes.
• When you see the bartender make a mix drink, ask him, "What's in it?" Then say, "Yum. That sounds good." Then order a beer. Do this three times in one night.
• Change shirt with another patron in the bar.
• In the bathroom, wash your hands like you are about to perform surgery. Hold your hands up and ask a patron to open the door for you.
• Successfully pay for half of a lady's drink and explain to her why you only pay for half without getting her mad.
• Challenge patrons to a tic-tac-toe game until you win.
• If the bartender a woman, call her dude.
• Pretend you are the bathroom attendant for ten minutes.
• When you are in a conversation with a patron, start inching like you have a bad case of poison ivy for two minutes.
• Pretend you can text at a super fast pace for five minutes.
• If a patron wants your phone number, give them your real grandparents number.
• Request a Celine Dion song.
• Pretend you know sign language and sign everything you say for thirty minutes.
• Have an imaginary friend and have the bar sing happy birthday to him.
• Try to catch invisable bugs for five minutes.
• Only order drinks in your best Yoda voice (three times).
• Try using a Jedi mind trick to get a patron to dance with you.
• When someone of the opposite sex asks you what you do for a living, tell them you are in the port-a- potty business.
• Get your mom to call the bar and have her ask the bartender how many drinks you had so far tonight.
• (Male) Ask a woman to buy you a tampon in the ladies restroom. (Female) Ask a man to buy you a condom.
• While sitting at the bar, ask for a menu and read the entire menu out load, but order nothing.
• Ask for a straw and use it to drink your entire beer.
• When music is playing, air-drum an entire song.
• Whistle out any Disney tone.
• Tell a patron a corny joke and then laugh hysterically for 15 seconds.
• Sell a patron a Tic-Tac.
• Use your porn name to introduce yourself to a patron. (Your porn name is the name of your first pet combined with the name of the street you grow up on)
The Winner: A prize must be awarded to the winner at the end of the game. The prize is determined by the players before the game is started. If any player does not honor the prize or quits the game before its completion, he or she will be given a horrible nickname by the rest of the players for the remainder of his or her life.
I hope you enjoy the game. Web publishers are free to post the game on their site if only you link the page back to: http://www.buddthompson.com/. All other rights are reserved.
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