With the approach of the Christmas and New Year season, it is a foregone conclusion that people will definitely start their Christmas shopping, their wish lists, and most importantly their New Years resolutions.
But what's funny about the New Years resolution is that is probably the most broken promise in history.
These vows usually last just under a week before the motivation to achieve them fizzles out and reality sets in.
So what are some more examples of these notorious promises that nobody can seem to keep? If you're someone who is 12 years old and older you may have promised yourself (or someone may have made you to promise) to do things like clean your room.
But lo and behold, time can erase a lot of things, and that includes your New Years resolution.
Here are a few examples of those notorious resolutions: -I Will Not Bet On The Lottery Again: This is sort of a noble ambition because too much gambling can indeed wreck your life.
But like most promises that go pfft after a few days, most gamblers experience bad luck even in keeping their own promises.
Sad, sad.
-I Will Never Be Late Again: About 99% of the workforce has once sung this tune and hit a bum note.
This is one of the easiest of New Years resolutions to begin but one of the hardest to maintain.
It is all good until traffic, parties and all those wild nights catch up on you.
-I Will Stop Watching 'The Simpsons': Talk about an addiction.
The Simpsons can stand for any addictive TV show that you can't keep your eyes from even if you tried.
Usually the characters have become such a big part of your daily lives and afternoons that letting go of them is as hard as, well, letting go of family.
So much for New Years resolutions.