Beer Nocular Glasses

• Give him some real beer goggles. Cut a hole in the bottom of two beer cans. Shave down the edges to smooth them. Place a piece of string or ribbon through the cans and wrap the string around your head. Place the "beer nocular glasses" over your eyes so you can see through the beer cans.
  
  

The Perfect Man

• Make a gingerbread man, decorate as you please and wrap in cellophane. Attach a small tag which reads "The Perfect Man. He's rich, he's sweet and if he misbehaves you can bite his head off."
  
  

Cheap Enhancement

• Give her the enhancement she's always wanted, or perhaps the enhancement you'd like to see. Place a balloon and straw in a bag. Include instructions which read "Place balloon in bra, insert straw and blow to desired size."
  
  

Natural Bubble Bath

• Give someone inexpensive bubble bath as a present. Fill a small bag with beans. Attach an instructions tag that reads "Eat beans, wait one hour, fill bath tub with water and enjoy your bubble bath."