Who is Raptor Jesus, anyway?

We all know Jesus Christ, right? Or at least we've all heard of him. An enlightened man, or the son of God? And alien, or mankind's true savior? That's up for each one of us to decide, in the privacy of our own hearts. But in the meanwhile, and putting our religiousness aside for a second, we should pause to contemplate this modern amalgamation that people online often refer to as "Raptor Jesus".

If you've never heard of this charismatic character, this article will dispense most of the information you need to konw, as well as much information you will wish you'd never have heard of. So keep your eyes peeled, and keep reading:

Where did the Raptor Jesus Craze begin?

Like many other displays of utter insanity and depravity, Raptor Jesus was first seen within the realms of 4Chan, that whimsical and god-forbidden virtual paradise. A flocking ground for people who make a point of defying the conventional institutions, and who often have nothing better do than silly jokes and insane collages.

It was from this golden crib that Raptor Jesus first originated, and soon it started leaking outwards into the vast realms of the Internet. The day soon may come when Raptor Jesus will entirely dominate the public opinion with his dinossaur-like divine qualities. Until that day arrives, we cannot help but laughing at the silly pictures of him such as the one you can find through the link at the end of this article.

Is there an end to the Raptor Jesus madness?

Academic research consistently indicates that only in the eminence of a second coming, would there possibly be an end to the Raptor Jesus madness. Everything indicates this unlikely amalgam is bound to enter the annals of popular culture, and there's little that can be done to avoid this scenario.

Sinners should repent, and non-believers should just proceed to check out the picture gallery down below that showcases the best of Raptor Jesus. Be prepared though, because if you're a hard-core catholic person, there's a real chance you'll be really angry once you realize how encompassing the myth of raptor really is. Otherwise have fun, and remember this is just a harmless collage. Jesus would probably laugh if he saw thise.