I Am Proud of My Very Big Penis
Some take pride in their jobs, their marriages, their gardening...
Just about every aspect of life gives us the opportunity to experience pride.
When people get that feeling and sense of "pride," it is a very satisfying and warm feeling.
It's one of those special feelings that you can't really understand unless you've experienced for yourself.
It's almost as if you are a child and someone you look up to and trust, such as a parent, pats you on the back and tells you what a good job you have done.
We've all experienced that when we were younger.
We typically wore a smile on our beaming faces for the rest of the day and became very proud of ourselves, especially because we received praise.
Like I mentioned in the Title of this article: "I am very proud of my big penis.
" This is because my penis was compromised at one time, due to its size.
Having a small penis is like having this ghastly and dark cloud following you wherever your go.
It's not so bad when we're younger.
This is usually because we haven't been introduced to any other penises, so there really isn't anyone else to compare with our own size.
Then we get introduced to locker rooms at school, we see some adult movies, and we have women snicker when they look at our size for the first time.
That's when the dark cloud of having a small penis begins to really settle in.
It's something that we are all desperate to get away from, but it seems impossible.
The more we worry and concern ourselves with our size, just manifests as more penis anxiety.
It's something that I doubt women can ever possibly really comprehend.
It's like that feeling of pride we were talking about.
It's a feeling you can't really "feel" unless you have truly felt it.
Like I said, I am proud of my big penis.
This is because I stopped feeling sorry for myself and realized that if we can shoot rockets into space, build nuclear bombs, create microchips, and fly halfway across the world in twelve hours, then, by God, I should be able to enlarge my penis.
And I did.
That's why I am proud of the size of my penis.
But I feel even more pride because I did not give up in my quest to enlarge my penis.
Here's how it went for me: First the pills, then the patches...
Hmmmm...
Maybe this herbal blend will work because it's "natural"? Or why not try out one of those penis pumps...
Of course, I'll probably feel like a moron for sitting around pumping up my penis, but maybe this method will do the trick.
No tricks are needed.
This isn't Halloween, this is enlarging your penis.
The no "trick" approach that I discovered was "Penis Exercising.
" I was introduced to the concept and began to study it.
Then I went to work with these techniques.
I have to admit that I was a bit lazy at first and didn't even have the sense to properly measure myself when I started penis exercising.
It was a half-hearted attempt at trying one last thing to enlarge my penis; but I stuck with it.
And funnily enough, I thought I could actually see some progress in my size.
It did seem that it was getting bigger.
After so many disappointments I hardly really expected anything.
But it did seem like I was getting bigger...
I almost didn't want to believe it...
I felt it was probably just my mind playing "tricks" on me.
Great, now I've got even more tricks to deal with! But my mind wasn't up to any sort of trickery.
I actually was beginning to get bigger.
I almost wouldn't accept it or admit it at first.
But, yes, I was getting bigger! That's when all hell breaks loose, guys.
Because when you start to see that these techniques are ACTUALLY producing results, then you want to spend day and night enlarging your penis! The reason for this is that you say to yourself, "Heck, if I could enlarge my penis half an inch in two months, without really trying that hard, then what can I do in three more months if I really tried"? Do you know how exciting it is to feel that way? I developed penis-enlargement fever.
I became a penis-enlargement maniac.
I was overcome with penis-enlargement greed.
I just couldn't get enough! Yes, I'm proud of my big penis because: 1 - I made the decision to change my life through enlarging my penis 2 - I did not throw in the towel and give up 3 - I did all the work myself Trust me, it's something to be very proud of.
If you have a small penis, do yourself a favor and enlarge yourself, too.
It's truly a feeling you'll want to experience, and one that will change your life.
Sincerely, Georg von Neumann