So how do i start this one! Hmmm?? Okay here goes nothing. Remember the old iPhone commercial that was wildly successful when the first iPhone came out. It had the tag line €There's an app for that!€ in it. Yeah well I don't think Steve Jobs or the ad execs he had working on that commercial at the time had this type of app in mind. But none the less let me just say€¦.give your wife/girlfriend/female lover an orgasm..THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT!! It's name is €Here She Comes!€ I'm assuming Apple may have made them spell the last word that way to keep things clean on the app store but it really should be spelled with a €um€ rather than a €ome€. But that' really doesn't matter because you get the point of the app once you start using it.

So what is Epicureans Here She Comes? In it's basic sense it's a how to training app. The topic it teaches is to train men how to please their women and help them to achieve orgasm. That's it in a nutshell. It's a page by page step by step manual on how to give your female companion the sweet sweet release that she's always wanted.

When the app opens you see a table of contents that describe the sections of the €lesson€ that you will be learning. Each chapter offers more information and builds upon the previous one. There's also this nice relaxing elevator music that plays in the background while it's running but if you don't like that you can go into settings and turn it off. Another nice feature is you can password protect it from little eyes if you like to use your iPhone as an entertainment toy for your kids. The nice thing about having the table of contents is you can skip ahead to any part of the lesson should you need to refresh your knowledge about one of the parts. Within the table of contents are the following chapters:

The Love of Epicurean €" This is the authors introduction to the course. It's discusses his beliefs and reasons for creating the app as he sees it.

All About Eve €" This is where the €good stuff€ starts. This is where the author starts to tell about the secrets to her passion and the misconceptions most men have when it comes to sex. It's also stuff that some guys who have bothered to pay attention probably know but I'm betting most guys do not. However this app was written by a man and for all I know it could also be a misconception. I'm not a woman and therefore can't say for certain if the information contained within is accurate or not. That being said I would, for purely scientific reasons, like to try them out! .
Here She Comes €" In this chapter the author describes the kinds of reactions you should get from providing the pleasure described in the chapter before it. Things to look for and things you wouldn't expect are also talked about here. Again i'm not sure if it's accurate but..well..you know!
For her it's all or nothing €" This chapters goes back and reinforces the need for being patient and not rushing through foreplay. Paying attention to what is working and making sure you don't do stupid things that don't work for her. This is all about her after all.
The greatest of these is love €" This talks about how love is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs there is when it comes to making love to a woman.