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Shane and Phoebe Sparkle

The cruise sexpert, Phoebe Sparkle, takes an interest in? Guess who? Yes. Ms. Shane. But as fate would have it, both of them are tops. Seems this is not going to work, so Shane asks to sleep on Sparkle?s couch so she can avoid the situation in her room. Sparkle agrees as long as Shane doesn?t speak a word of it. Both seem happy to just be getting some sleep.

On Dry Land

Shane, Jenny and Carmen all return home to find Mark taking down all the hidden cameras.


Finally Carmen understands that Jenny overheard her Shane love confession and that?s why she?s been acting so weird. Carmen, it?s time you learned, Jenny doesn?t need an excuse to act weird. But anyway, Carmen is trying to let Jenny know that what they have is light and fun (Uh, not anymore Carmen, or haven?t you noticed how, need I say it again, WEIRD, Jenny has been acting.) But speaking of acting. Shane and Mark are in a very awkward, silent stand off in the living room. Shane looks dejected, then hurt, then just plain pissed. Finally, she punches Mark in the face and you just wish she would pummel and pummel. Then silence. The credits. The End.

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