Finally, The Answer To A Perfect Marriage (Or How to Stop Your Husband From Having Sex With Tramps)
Bet you didn't know that, according to Forbes, 18% of men cheat on their wives.
Yeah loOK around you, pick nine married friends and cross out those you think have decent husbands. Let's leave yours out first, you're biased. So, that's five. One could be a closet gay. Two more are losers. Who are you left with?
Could your charming prince be one of the two cheaters?
What, you're not sure? Be sure. And here's how. This new undies by WIFEY contains chemical properties, in that special tab with the logo, that will disseminate to his rightfully and legally, your loins the following bodily produced chemicals that lead to sex.
Neurohormones:
G.T.H hormones (I.C.S.H., F.S.H., L.H. etc.) secreted from the pituitary are indirectly controlled by the G.T.H.-R.H secreted from the hypothalamus part of the brain and helps in stimulating the gonads in secreting their hormones during adulthood.
2. Pheromones:
Pheromones are chemical substances used for sexual communication between individuals of the same species. These are also called ectohormones or sex attractants. These accelerate a specific response to the stimuli of recognition and attraction.
3. Neurotransmitters:
These are low-molecular weight substances released in small doses at interneural, neuromuscular and neuroglandular synapses. Some excitatory neurotransmitters like Serotonin and Dopamine help to generate romantic and love-making moods. These are produced in the brain and help in increasing the attraction towards the opposite sex.
4. Nitric oxide:
This chemical is produced in the sex organs of males and females.The effect of nitric oxide dilates the blood vessels of sex organs and accelerates the blood flow through them.
Yup, it will produce a reaction that will neutralise his erection. Much like anti-appetite pills, which sends a message to your brain to make you THINK you're not hungry. Except here the key word is HORNY. And we know what men
think with under these unforskin circumstances. There are no side effects, as well, as yet. Given that a man thinks about sex every seconds (yup, most of the time not with you), this will curb his desires adequately.
Personally, I think that's a bit much, being a man myself. It's a bit tiring and you would have to be a derelict and doing absolutely nothing all the time for all those thoughts to be flooding in that often. Maybe it's just once every
half hour, or seven times a day. But what have you got to lose, besides a role model of a decent hubby and father to your children?
Besides, it works 100% of the time, unlike birth control. But you have to make sure he gets a new one every month. Then that sexy secretary at the office will start loOKing like his grandmother, and the waitress at the bar will start smelling like a toilet. It's not about taking away his pride, or infringing on any human right. It's a matter of finding a way to heal an 'illness'.
Besides what's his excuse for not doing it anyway? Here's your scriptâEUR¦
YOU
I've found a way to keep our marriage happy.
HIM
No way I'm wearing that.
YOU
Don't you love me?
HIM
It's not thatâEUR¦
YOU
WHY? YOU WANT TO F%@K AROUND?
HIM
(sheepishly)
Ok, OK, I'll wear it.
So, go now. Control your man. By making him wear your brand of underwear.
Till Adultery Do Us Part.
Thanks for coming.
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Yeah loOK around you, pick nine married friends and cross out those you think have decent husbands. Let's leave yours out first, you're biased. So, that's five. One could be a closet gay. Two more are losers. Who are you left with?
Could your charming prince be one of the two cheaters?
What, you're not sure? Be sure. And here's how. This new undies by WIFEY contains chemical properties, in that special tab with the logo, that will disseminate to his rightfully and legally, your loins the following bodily produced chemicals that lead to sex.
Neurohormones:
G.T.H hormones (I.C.S.H., F.S.H., L.H. etc.) secreted from the pituitary are indirectly controlled by the G.T.H.-R.H secreted from the hypothalamus part of the brain and helps in stimulating the gonads in secreting their hormones during adulthood.
2. Pheromones:
Pheromones are chemical substances used for sexual communication between individuals of the same species. These are also called ectohormones or sex attractants. These accelerate a specific response to the stimuli of recognition and attraction.
3. Neurotransmitters:
These are low-molecular weight substances released in small doses at interneural, neuromuscular and neuroglandular synapses. Some excitatory neurotransmitters like Serotonin and Dopamine help to generate romantic and love-making moods. These are produced in the brain and help in increasing the attraction towards the opposite sex.
4. Nitric oxide:
This chemical is produced in the sex organs of males and females.The effect of nitric oxide dilates the blood vessels of sex organs and accelerates the blood flow through them.
Yup, it will produce a reaction that will neutralise his erection. Much like anti-appetite pills, which sends a message to your brain to make you THINK you're not hungry. Except here the key word is HORNY. And we know what men
think with under these unforskin circumstances. There are no side effects, as well, as yet. Given that a man thinks about sex every seconds (yup, most of the time not with you), this will curb his desires adequately.
Personally, I think that's a bit much, being a man myself. It's a bit tiring and you would have to be a derelict and doing absolutely nothing all the time for all those thoughts to be flooding in that often. Maybe it's just once every
half hour, or seven times a day. But what have you got to lose, besides a role model of a decent hubby and father to your children?
Besides, it works 100% of the time, unlike birth control. But you have to make sure he gets a new one every month. Then that sexy secretary at the office will start loOKing like his grandmother, and the waitress at the bar will start smelling like a toilet. It's not about taking away his pride, or infringing on any human right. It's a matter of finding a way to heal an 'illness'.
Besides what's his excuse for not doing it anyway? Here's your scriptâEUR¦
YOU
I've found a way to keep our marriage happy.
HIM
No way I'm wearing that.
YOU
Don't you love me?
HIM
It's not thatâEUR¦
YOU
WHY? YOU WANT TO F%@K AROUND?
HIM
(sheepishly)
Ok, OK, I'll wear it.
So, go now. Control your man. By making him wear your brand of underwear.
Till Adultery Do Us Part.
Thanks for coming.
Check out our Fashion building for more fashion tips or groundbreaking news like this.
About Aiiooo.com
Aiiooo recommends to you the best of everything, from fashion, to F&B, to gadgets, because life's too short for second bests. Besides, it's not just buy, buy, buy but more a journey of Explore, Discover and Shop.
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