Identical and Fraternal Twin Files
I have a twin brother, Not identical, no-one could be that lucky in looks.
There were times when we were growing up when I wished I hadn't had one.
Don't get me wrong, that's not the case now, we stopped fighting a couple of weeks ago.
Still, I can understand when people only want one of something.
Two's a crowd.
You can understand it then when I say I can relate to all those software programs that remove duplicates at will.
I am not saying that someone should have deleted my brother and I'm not inciting anyone to do it now, of course.
When it comes to files, though, I definitely only need one of each and that's where programs to remove duplicates come in handy.
The other file of two is a waste of space.
Again, I'm not calling my twin brother a waste of space but there were times when I felt someone else could have been usefully occupying that space.
I often felt like advertising the job.
It is the same with files.
By using my new freeware and freeing up much more disk space, I get a lot more out of my computer.
I get more presents, as it were.
My computer system is faster without him, sorry them, they were holding me back, stopping me from fulfilling my potential.
It must have been the same in the womb, although I'm bigger than him now.
All muscle of course.
He's a director of some big company or other, whose name escapes me, and I'm writing this for you.
No offence.
Now I have more space though, I can upload all the photos I want, reminisce about our childhood together, our continued childhood together and who was the better-looking at different times in our almost-conjoined lives.
Using my fab new program to remove duplicates I can simply get rid of all the identical or almost identical photos I have built up over the years and using my own initiative I can get rid of those where he looks better than me.
Sadly, my program has not turned out to be what I expected it to be, mainly because I couldn't afford to pay for it on my meagre salary.
It cannot get rid of all the duplicates or close matches without some input from me.
His program will do everything for him.
In much the same way as his wife does now.
Still jealous after all these years.
There were times when we were growing up when I wished I hadn't had one.
Don't get me wrong, that's not the case now, we stopped fighting a couple of weeks ago.
Still, I can understand when people only want one of something.
Two's a crowd.
You can understand it then when I say I can relate to all those software programs that remove duplicates at will.
I am not saying that someone should have deleted my brother and I'm not inciting anyone to do it now, of course.
When it comes to files, though, I definitely only need one of each and that's where programs to remove duplicates come in handy.
The other file of two is a waste of space.
Again, I'm not calling my twin brother a waste of space but there were times when I felt someone else could have been usefully occupying that space.
I often felt like advertising the job.
It is the same with files.
By using my new freeware and freeing up much more disk space, I get a lot more out of my computer.
I get more presents, as it were.
My computer system is faster without him, sorry them, they were holding me back, stopping me from fulfilling my potential.
It must have been the same in the womb, although I'm bigger than him now.
All muscle of course.
He's a director of some big company or other, whose name escapes me, and I'm writing this for you.
No offence.
Now I have more space though, I can upload all the photos I want, reminisce about our childhood together, our continued childhood together and who was the better-looking at different times in our almost-conjoined lives.
Using my fab new program to remove duplicates I can simply get rid of all the identical or almost identical photos I have built up over the years and using my own initiative I can get rid of those where he looks better than me.
Sadly, my program has not turned out to be what I expected it to be, mainly because I couldn't afford to pay for it on my meagre salary.
It cannot get rid of all the duplicates or close matches without some input from me.
His program will do everything for him.
In much the same way as his wife does now.
Still jealous after all these years.
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