Why, dress him or her in a plus size pirate costume of course.
With Halloween just around the corner, people of all ages and all shapes and sizes are looking for that perfect costume for the Halloween party.
This article will outline some of the options available in the pirate theme.
There are literally hundreds of pirate costumes to choose from if you have your heart set on rolling your R's and saying things like "avast me hearties".
Most of these costumes cater for smaller framed people through to the larger frame.
In fact everyone is catered for.
  Pirate costumes tend to have two styles.
There are the authentic looking outfits or costumes from popular movies or literature.
And there are the costumes that are more about being sexy and flirty with a few pirate elements thrown in to give the costume a bit more character.
Given the popularity of movies like the Pirates of the Caribbean, many people like to go for the authentic looking costumes.
These are great fun to wear because you can really get into character and act out all the pirate fantasies you might have.
You know, the swashbuckling, sword fights, telling corny pirate jokes and all the rest.
The sexy costumes seem to be more orientated to women.
Typically they accentuate the figure and maximize your curves.
They include items like short skirts, body hugging corsets and off the shoulder tops.
For some of these costumes the only reference to the fact that it is a pirate costume may be prints of pirate symbols, like the jolly roger or skull and crossbones, on the garments.
Others may be more true to the pirate code an include a sailor hat, belts, swords and pistols (maybe even an eye patch or false hook).