How to Dress Like a Communist
- 1). Allow your facial hair to grow. A beard is your best option. You can maintain and trim it, but if you want to let it grow long and bushy, a la Marx, feel free to do so.
- 2). Throw on ill-fitting jeans or khaki pants. You're a Communist now, you don't have the inclination to buy pants that fit you well. Just as long as they cover you up they're doing their job just find.
- 3). Wear a plain, solid colored, button-down work shirt. Beige or dark blue are good color choices.
- 4). Don boots. They should look like you haven't cleaned them up since you bought them years ago.
- 5). Sport a plain, beat-up looking overcoat. It should be warm and practical, and not all that easy on the eyes.
- 6). Carry a prop. If you're looking to dress like a Communist for a Halloween party, an appropriate prop would be "The Communist Manifesto," by Karl Marx.
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