"Simpsons" Quotations
According to many, Homer Simpson is the comedy king. If you have your doubts, you must read these quotes.
Insults
If you were 17, we'd be rich now! But no! You had to be 10!
Opinions
I'm no supervising technician, I'm a technical supervisor.
Parenting
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Relationships
I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood.
Sex
Marge, tonight we're gettin' drive-thru and doin' it twice!
Spirituality
God is teasing me! Just like he teased Moses in the desert!
Television
I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?
Television
It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV!
Weird Humor
This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to.
Weird Humor
Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!
Insults
If you were 17, we'd be rich now! But no! You had to be 10!
Opinions
I'm no supervising technician, I'm a technical supervisor.
Parenting
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Relationships
I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood.
Sex
Marge, tonight we're gettin' drive-thru and doin' it twice!
Spirituality
God is teasing me! Just like he teased Moses in the desert!
Television
I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?
Television
It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV!
Weird Humor
This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to.
Weird Humor
Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!
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