"Hey baby, I lost my puppy and I think he went into that hotel room, will you help me look for him" There's plenty of pick up lines that are pretty funny, but might not be so effective.
If they are effective, they'll only work if: A) She's never heard them before B) They make her laugh at how stupid the sound Otherwise, you may be in for some trouble.
But what should you say when you walk to that hot girl? We'll go over a few basic categories, so next time you'll have more choice.
The Basic Friendly Opener This works great when you're not in a typical "pick up" location, like a bar or a club.
You've got to break the ice, but you don't want to put her on the spot.
You've also got to show that you're confident, as well as honest, and demonstrate value.
All in the first three or four seconds.
A good opener is first eye contact and a smile, then a pause, then a pacing statement, then a name exchange, them further conversation.
Pacing statements are anything you say that she has to agree with.
It's got to sound original, and based on your own observations about the environment.
How she responds to your pacing statement will tell you how to proceed.
If you're friendly, open, and relaxed, these are usually all you need.
The Crafty Day Game Opener This is where "gambits" come in.
These can work great, and quickly ramp up her attention.
If you are congruent, you'll seem "different" than most guys.
It's important to not come across as using these specifically to meet her, although if she thinks that she may be impressed.
These are when you walk up and ask her opinion on something, or tell her you have an intuition about her, or do something otherwise goofy and "out of the ordinary.
" If you are really confident, these work great.
However, if you are only sort of confident, you can easily go down in flames.
The On The Spot Opener These are when you make it clear you're interested in her, but she's got to qualify herself to you.
You've got to be extremely confident to use these, and she's got to have a lot of self confidence in order for these to work.
However, if you do get her number (and a few dates) after using one of these openers, you'll have a much better chance of hitting it off.
This is a low probability opener, the but the numbers you get will be qualified and interested candidates.
In order to use this, you say something like this: "Hi.
I think you're really cute, and I'm wondering if your personality is as beautiful as you are.
" Then wait for her to respond.
As you can see, these are kind of aggressive, and may scare off a lot of women.
But she may be very turned on by your confidence, and if she's got her own confidence, it can be a great match.