Great Love Quotes That Make You Laugh Too, Really!
11. Judith Viorst
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.12. Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.13. Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.14. Remy de Gourmont
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
15. Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
16. Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.17. Bill Cosby
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.18. Tim Allen
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.19. Melanie Clark
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.20. Henny Youngman
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.21. Judith Viorst
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.22. Mignon McLaughlin
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
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